English version
A guy gets on a long-distance flight. He’s just getting comfortable when somebody sits down next to him. He looks up and wow, it’s Garry Kasparov. Kasparov basks for a moment in the recognition. Some way into the flight, the meals are cleared away and Garry produces an elegant little wooden travel chess set. He begins to play. After a while Kasparov asks the guy whether he would like to play chess to kill time. The guy replies, “Hey Garry, You think I don’t know who you are? I can’t compete with a world champion.” Kasparov replies, “‘How about if I play left handed?” The guy thinks about this for a minute, then agrees. He is demolished in 8 moves, and is inconsolable for the rest of the journey. On landing he meets his friend, who asks him how the flight was. “It was terrible,” he says. “Completely humiliating. I played chess with Garry Kasparov and he beat me in spite of him playing left-handed!” His friend replies – “Ha! You were swindled! Dude, Garry Kasparov is left-handed!!”
Malay version (translated by Muhammad Amir Ridhwan)
Ade sorang lelaki nie naik kapal terbang. Dia rase selesa bile ade orang duduk sebelah die. Bila dia pandang orang tu dan WOW, rupe-rupenye Garry Kasparov duduk sebelah die. Pastu G.Kasparov keluar wooden chess set yang cantik. Tak lame kemudian, G.Kasparov pon tanye die nk main chess x. Lelaki tadi pon menjawab, "Hey Garry, ko fikir aku x tau ko sape? Aku mane boleh lawan dengan jaguh dunia." G.Kasparov membalas " macam mane kalau aku main tangan kiri?" Lelaki tadi tu pon fikir sekejap, pastu die setuju nk lawan chess ngan G.Kasparov. Lelaki tadi tuu pon kene bantai teruk lepas move ke-8. Bile die landing, lelaki tadi tuu jumpe kawan die, kawan die tanye laa die macam mane flight tadi ok ke x. Lelaki tadi menjawab" Betul-betul memalukan. Aku main chess ngan Garry Kasparov, pastu die kalah kan aku walaupon die main gune tgn kiri." Kawan die pon membalas "Haha bodoh, ko kene tipu ngan Garry Kasparov, die memang kidal laa bodoh."
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